I'm sure this kind of parody has already been made many times...
Imagine that the Galactic Empire and the Free Planets Alliance have their recruitment offices next to each other in a small dusty town on a neutral planet.
And then, imagine 6 Imperial admirals trying to convince young guys to enlist in their office.
It would make something like...
Quote:
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
We have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real my dreams. (guess who would say that ^^)
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just enlist but why in FPA?
I'm sure they can't help you today.
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
...
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
We have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real my dreams. (guess who would say that ^^)
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just enlist but why in FPA?
I'm sure they can't help you today.
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
It's fun to join a side but why FPA?
...
I really didn't think that there would be SO LITTLE words to change to make it fit...
Of course it would be much more funny with a video clip, but I know I will never have time and ability to do this ^^'
EDIT2: new changes done, I'm quite satisfied with it now.
