We have a nice sunny planet on the Empire's Riviera, do you want to exchange it for a dirty rainy small northern planet that even our great hero Yang Wen-li would run away from?
http://chronicles.kosmosinsel.net/snaps ... h37_8.html
Well, anyway, we don't ^^

Dear habitants of El facil,

What was a rumor now is a fact : there is no alcohol on El Facil.
The empire will offer job opportunities to the locals in the malt field.

Register now to the OWF : Obligatory Work Force and be a good citizen.
Remember be a proud member of the Empire and denounce any act of rebellion or resistance and you will be granted 2 extra food coupons per month.

Enjoy your days in the new El Facil.

Ahah, sorry, we took all the tea and all the alcohol while leaving ^^

To the imperial fleets in El Facil: you have plenty of nice planets in the Empire's territory, maybe you should go back and visit them ?